Future Husband, It’s Counterproductive

Dear Future Husband,
I’d like to take a minute to talk about online dating.

I hate it.

I hate it because, thus far, it has not worked.

I thought I’d cast a wide net, so I joined a few different sites/dating apps at one time to get exposure to more potentials. Makes sense, right?! Well, in reality, what I ACTUALLY found was that I’ve just exposed myself to the same men multiple times…that didn’t sound right, but you know what I mean…I hope.

So now, I get to ignore or be ignored by the SAME guys over and over again. But the REALLY annoying thing is that, since each site asks for different information, I don’t always remember why I didn’t “like” certain guys when viewing their different online identities.

AND, it’s not like I can go back to site A to view profile A and compare to site B with profile B because IT NOTIFIES THE MEN WHEN I VIEW THEIR PROFILES. Whose genius idea was that? (Although, I def want to know EVERY time someone views me!)

But here’s the kicker…I pray that I NEVER organically meet these guys. Because, meeting someone face-to-face at this point would just be, well, awkward.

And now, this whole online dating thing just seems counterproductive.

PS. IF you ARE on one of these sites, I’m going to assume that you have not yet viewed my profile. Otherwise, we need to talk.
PSS. Also, go ahead and avoid posting any of the following photos: gym selfies, photos with fish and the “so smug it could actually be a mug” shot.

Ima Waitin

Future Husband, It’s Counterproductive

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