Future Husband, I want to cut my hair

Dear Future Husband,
I really want to cut my hair. Like really. The adorably spunky, short, curly bob is SO in right now. But I can’t. To explain the reasoning, this is the conversation that we would be having if you were here:

Ima: “Future Husband, I want to cut my hair.”

Future Husband: “OK, so cut it.”

Ima: “I can’t.”

Future Husband: “Ok, uhm, why?”

Ima: “Because hair takes time to grow back.”

Future Husband: “Uh…ok…and this is a problem because…”

Ima: “It’s a problem because I need my hair to be long for my, errr, OUR wedding. I need it to be SO VERY LONG so that I can 100% pull it ALL BACK. And, if I cut it now, that means we will have to wait like THREE MORE years before we can say ‘I do.’”

Future Husband: several seconds of silence

Future Husband: “You know we haven’t even met yet, right?”

Ima: “…thanks for the reminder…”

PS. I’m giving you a pass because it’s happening in my head, but I’m going to need you to be more engaged in these types of conversations moving forward.

Xoxo,
Ima Waitin

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Future Husband, I want to cut my hair

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